Humanizer's Guide :3

In the workings of a Spiffmiester

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Anonymous asked: There's a snake in my boot :(

You should pour alcohol into your boot, so you could get the snake drunk. And then maybe you can eat the snake, or you can just dump it out…And maybe idk if you’re weird enough, drink your alcohol from your boot like some people do. ;P

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Anonymous asked: Do girls today (excluding high school girls) still find guys hot when playing instruments? Do they really get laid?

It depends on the person really. You’re asking me questions that could apply to specific people and everyone has their own interests. I like guys who play the violin or piano. While some girls could care less for it. 

And being a musician does not guarantee you getting some action. Unless you have formed yourself groupies, then maybe. but in the real world, you need more than just “swag”. It depends on what kind of girl you’re going for. It all varies, really. 

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Anonymous asked: Ever heard of a site called reddit? If not, what about imgur? They're both awesome and totally worth checking out. It's like the home of the internet. :)

uh yeah but i dont check it daily. i go on once in a blue moon. 

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever receive any creampies in sex and were you under birth control pills? If not, would you ever consider trying?

No that’s never happened to me. And probably not because I don’t want to turn out like the rest of my generation, pregnant and well pregnant.

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Anonymous asked: Is it hard to date someone if you and someone else doesn't have a car to meet one another often?

It’s not easy, but it’s not hard either. Both sides take a lot of effort and also it just depends on the type of people you both art. 

Like if you prefer to see your significant everyday.

Or if you prefer to see them only on the weekends and have some space between the two you or some variation of that. 

I’ve had both kinds of relationships before. 

And well, honestly, it just depends on the effort the two of you have with each other as well as how well/strong your chemistry is with each other too. 

For me, personally.

I liked the whole distance apart because it made us miss each other from our time apart and it gave us a reasonable amount of space. I spent the entire weekend with him and his family and basically lived with the family/became part of the family.

As for seeing the almost everyday, it was nice too. I never really had that kind of relationship where I had the option of seeing them constantly and when I was given that chance it was new to me. But I think the both of us became needy in the end to each other due to not only rushing into the relationship to begin with (biggest mistake) but also because we saw each other so much that we never had time for ourselves and never separated ourselves from each other. I always got to see him when i had school cus we went to the same school and even when i didn’t he’d still come over. 

After the breakup, it took some time adjusting to the not seeing him that much to barely seeing him at all. 

For me, personally, I prefer distance because I am good at it. If i see the person constantly and whatnot, they end up having that leverage of getting too close to me way too fast and I end up pushing them away harder. 

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Anonymous asked: Making my job easier. I want you to answer all those 50 questions.

Don’t even get a please .__.

1. What would you name your future daughter?

- Lucy Menelli -last name-

2: Do you miss anyone?

- I do, actually.

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

- If you told me several years ago I was pretty, I would deny it and probably have a hard time accepting the compliment. I’m working on that now and doing better. So, I would smile and say thank you.

4. Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

Not those literal words, but something like that. If they were literal, it was meant as a joke.

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

- Going to Torrance and seeing Melissa. Also possibly seeing him. :P

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?

Stayed in.

7: How late did you stay up last night?

Maybe like 5 am?

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

- Yes.

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

- Just getting out of bed. Was way too comfortable to move.

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

Yeah, I did that once. I won’t do it again though.

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

- Yeah, it’s not that hard. But since I don’t have to, I won’t. :P

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

- Yes. >.<

13:Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

- Yes.

14:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

- Yes. My nephew, Caydan. And my sisters.

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

- Not necessarily, it mainly depends on how much that person meant to me in the first place.

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

No, I was with Christian.

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

- Oh, yeah. Pretty much out of frustration; made up of 90 percent of my childhood.

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

- Since Sunday is a new week, no.

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

Nope.

20: Who did you last see in person?

- My grandmother

21: What is the last thing you said out loud?

- “You’re a dick.”

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

- No.

23:Have you ever been to Paris?

- Nope.

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

- Yes, but sometimes I don’t even try to hide them.

25: Do you use chap stick?

- yes. greatest. invention. ever.

26:Who did you last share a bed with?

Myself. Aside from myself, I would have to say Ramon; a while ago.

27:Are you listening to music right now?

- nope

28:What is something you currently want right now?

- cookie dough and to see him >.>

29:Were your last three kisses from the same person?

No. 

30:How is your heart lately?

- it hurts, physically, from time to time. but other than that, it’s all right. it’s stronger than you think for emotional problems.

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

Sometimes.

32:When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

friday

33:What do people call you?

- Liz, Lizzy, Beth, Spiffy

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

- Yep.

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

Not at the moment, no.

36: What are you listening to right now?

The washing machine

37:What is wrong with you right now?

Procrastination D:

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

It can be if you do it right.

39:Do you make wishes at 11:11?

Only when I am with Melissa. She tends to remind me from time to time about the time xD

40:What is on your wrists right now?

hair tie.

41:Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

Single, waiting for the unexpected I guess? (whatever that means)

42:Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

The shirt/blouse I’m wearing is a hand me down from my sister. The jacket was a birthday gift.

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

Yep

44:Have you hugged someone within the last week?

yep

45:Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

yes.

46:What were you doing at midnight last night?

watching anime

47:Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

I used to…But then, the hurt stopped hurting. So, no, I don’t. Not anymore.

48:Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

With someone because I found that I sleep better when I am with someone. When I’m alone, insomnia tends to kick in more than usual.

49:Have you ever been to New York?

nope

50:Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

I think they meant it for the time being, but I kind of convinced him that it was puppy love and not real love in which i was stupid enough to do that as a defense mechanism because he was getting too close to me…which is not a bad thing, but i tend to push people away from time to time whether or not I want them to leave. :P my fucked up coping mechanisms x.x 

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50 questions, 50 ways to get to know me.

1:
What would you name your future daughter?
2:
Do you miss anyone?
3:
What if I told you that you were pretty?
4:
Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5:
What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6:
Did you go out or stay in last night?
7:
How late did you stay up last night?
8:
Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9:
What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10:
Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11:
Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12:
Have you pretended to like someone?
13:
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14:
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15:
Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16:
Think back five months ago, were you single?
17:
Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18:
Hold hands with anyone this week?
19:
Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20:
Who did you last see in person?
21:
What is the last thing you said out lot?
22:
Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23:
Have you ever been to Paris?
24:
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25:
Do you use chap stick?
26:
Who did you last share a bed with?
27:
Are you listening to music right now?
28:
What is something you currently want right now?
29:
Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30:
How is your heart lately?
31:
Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32:
When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33:
What do people call you?
34:
Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35:
Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36:
What are you listening to right now?
37:
What is wrong with you right now?
38:
Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39:
Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40:
What is on your wrists right now?
41:
Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42:
Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43:
Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44:
Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45:
Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46:
What were you doing at midnight last night?
47:
Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48:
Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49:
Have you ever been to New York?
50:
Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

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Anonymous asked: Have u ever filmed urself having sex? if u did, how was it watching it over again? Why did u do it?

nope never did.